YOU SAID:
Eh.. It seems that you have met a-a horrible demise, my friend. But.. uh.. you know, these.. These things happen in - in life. Life goes on. Not for you, obviously, uh, you're dead, but uh.. It reminds me of a time. I was - I was having a conversation with my friend Orville. We were, uh.. we were.. - the river. We were sitting by the river watching the fish leap over the falls, and I said to Orville: "Sometimes I feel like a fish leaping over and over again, always trying to get somewhere. No, I don't know where...or only to find to find myself in the jaws of a beast." He, of course, looked at me.. eh.. surprised, you know? "Have you been in the jaws of a beast, friend?" To which I said "No, of course not, Orville." I said "No, no, no, no, no. I simply meant that life can seem like a relentless endeavor... Overcome meaningless obstacles, only to meet an equally meaningless fate, regardless of your efforts. Regardless of the obstacles you've passed." And.. uh.. Orville, he stood and proceeded to drape me with a picnic cloth, to which I asked him, I said "Friend, what - what are you doing?" He looked at me... very concerned, really. "I feel like you've gotten too much sun." Indeed, heh. Indeed I had. He proceeded to pour me a glass of... just... ice-cold lemonade... Ooh. Ever mix it with iced tea? I do like... little half-lemonade half-...oh, it's so - you should try it someti- oh, wait. You can't because you're dead. But, anyways... So you may be asking yourself, "How did I go from sitting by the falls to drinking lemonade, to being wedged in the air duct? Not only with Orville, but with an entire assortment of fruity colored friends." Well, there's.. uh.. There's really no good answer to that, but perhaps I've met a demise of my own at some point, and this is my afterlife or my dream - whatever it might be. I honestly don't know... Or... Maybe it doesn't mean anything at all. Maybe it doesn't mean anything at all.
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ええと。あなたは恐ろしい終焉、私の友人に会ったようです。しかし、ええと、ご存知のとおり、これらのことは、人生の中で起こります。人生は続く。あなたのためではない、明らかに、ええと、あなたは死んでいる、しかしええと..それは私に時間を思い出させます。私は - 友人のオービルと会話をしていました。私たちは、ええと、私たちは - 川です。私たちは川を見て座っていた
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Uh. You seem to have met a terrible demise, my friend. But, well, you know, these things happen in your life. life goes on. Not for you, obviously, uh, you are dead, but uh .. it reminds me of the time
INTO JAPANESE
ええと。あなたはひどい終焉を迎えたようです、私の友人。しかし、まあ、あなたは知っている、これらのことはあなたの生活の中で起こる。人生は続く。あなたのためではない、明らかに、ええと、あなたは死んでいる、しかしええと..それは私に時間を思い出させる
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Uh. You seem to have had a terrible demise, my friend. But well, you know, these things happen in your life. life goes on. Not for you, obviously, uh, you are dead, but uh .. it makes me feel time
INTO JAPANESE
ええと。私の友人、あなたはひどい終焉を迎えたようです。しかし、そうですね、あなたは知っています、これらのことはあなたの人生に起こります。人生は続く。あなたのためではない、明らかに、ええと、あなたは死んでいるが、ええと..それは私に時間を感じさせる
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Uh. My friend, you seem to have had a terrible demise. But, yes, you know, these things happen in your life. life goes on. Not for you, obviously, uh, you are dead, but uh .. it took me time
INTO JAPANESE
ええと。私の友人、あなたはひどい終焉を迎えたようです。しかし、はい、あなたは知っています、これらのことはあなたの人生で起こります。人生は続く。あなたのためではない、明らかに、ええと、あなたは死んでいる、しかしええと..それは私に時間がかかった
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Uh. My friend, you seem to have had a terrible demise. But yes, you know, these things happen in your life. life goes on. Not for you, obviously, uh, you are dead, but uh .. it took time to me
INTO JAPANESE
ええと。私の友人、あなたはひどい終焉を迎えたようです。しかし、はい、あなたは知っています、これらのことはあなたの人生の中で起こります。人生は続く。あなたのためではない、明らかに、ええと、あなたは死んでいる、しかしええと..それは私に時間がかかりました
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Uh. My friend, you seem to have had a terrible demise. But yes, you know, these things happen in your life. life goes on. Not for you, obviously, uh, you are dead, but uh .. it is time for me
INTO JAPANESE
ええと。私の友人、あなたはひどい終焉を迎えたようです。しかし、はい、あなたは知っています、これらのことはあなたの人生の中で起こります。人生は続く。あなたのためではない、明らかに、ええと、あなたは死んでいる、しかしええと..それは私のための時間です
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Uh. My friend, you seem to have had a terrible demise. But yes, you know, these things happen in your life. life goes on. Not for you, obviously, uh, you are dead, but uh .. that is for me
INTO JAPANESE
ええと。私の友人、あなたはひどい終焉を迎えたようです。しかし、はい、あなたは知っています、これらのことはあなたの人生の中で起こります。人生は続く。あなたのためではない、明らかに、ええと、あなたは死んでいる、しかしええと..それは私のためです
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Uh. My friend, you seem to have had a terrible demise. But yes, you know, these things happen in your life. life goes on. Not for you, obviously, uh, you are dead, but uh .. that is for me
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