YOU SAID:

Eggsqueeze me good sirs but do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?

INTO JAPANESE

卵を絞ってください。でも、たまたまグレーのポポンを持っていますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Squeeze the eggs. But do you happen to have a gray popon?

INTO JAPANESE

卵を絞ります。でも、もしかして灰色のポポンを持っているでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Squeeze the eggs. But maybe you have a gray popon?

INTO JAPANESE

卵を絞ります。でももしかしたら灰色のポポンを持っているかも？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Squeeze the eggs. But maybe you have a gray popon?