YOU SAID:
Eggs in my pants do be getting a bit wet though
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの中の卵は少し濡れていますが
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The eggs in my pants are a little wet.
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンの中の卵は少し濡れている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The eggs in my pants are a little wet.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.