YOU SAID:
Egg salad is egg salad when the salad is not of egg salad
INTO JAPANESE
サラダがエッグサラダでない場合、エッグサラダはエッグサラダです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the salad is not egg salad, then egg salad is egg salad
INTO JAPANESE
サラダがエッグサラダでない場合、エッグサラダはエッグサラダです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the salad is not egg salad, then egg salad is egg salad
That's deep, man.