YOU SAID:
Egg me on, and I'll break like an egg. Then I'll egg your house with eggcitment
INTO JAPANESE
私は卵を卵のように壊します。それから私はあなたの家にeggcitment
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I break eggs like eggs. Then I will show you eggcitment
INTO JAPANESE
私は卵のような卵を壊す。それから私はあなたに卵子を示すでしょう
Come on, you can do better than that.