YOU SAID:
Eeehhh... Je parle le francais...?
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Eeehhh ... Je parle le francais ...?
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Eeehhh. Je parle le francais.
INTO JAPANESE
Eeehhh。Je 話ル フランセ。
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Eeehhh. Je story Le Francais.
INTO JAPANESE
Eeehhh。 Je story Le Francais。
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Eeehhh. Je story Le Francais.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.