YOU SAID:
eee gads my good man, please refrain from pole vaulting over my petunias this evening
INTO JAPANESE
eeeは私の良い男を怒らせる、今夜私のペチュニア上のポールアーチを避けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eee offend my good man, please avoid the pole arch on my petunia tonight
INTO JAPANESE
私の良い男を怒らせる、今夜私のペチュニアのポールアーチを避けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Get offended my good man, please avoid my petunia's pole arch tonight
INTO JAPANESE
今夜は、ペチュニアのポールアーチを避けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Avoid petunia's pole arches tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
今夜はペチュニアのポールアーチを避けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Avoid petunia's pole arches tonight.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.