YOU SAID:
eddie ate dynamite good bye eddie
INTO JAPANESE
エディーはダイナマイトを食べた、さようならエディー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eddie ate dynamite. Goodbye, Eddie.
INTO JAPANESE
エディはダイナマイトを食べたさようならエディ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eddie ate dynamite. Goodbye, Eddie.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.