YOU SAID:
ed sheeran is the best dont you dare ever call him fat you idiot
INTO JAPANESE
エドシーランは、あなたが今までに彼を太ったあなたの馬鹿と呼ぶことを敢えてしないでください最高です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ed Sheeran is the best, don't you ever dare to call him a fat idiot
INTO JAPANESE
エドシーランは最高です、あなたは彼を太った馬鹿と呼ぶことを敢えてしませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ed Sheeran is the best, don't you dare to call him a fat idiot?
INTO JAPANESE
エド・シーランは最高だ、あえて彼を太った馬鹿呼ばわりしないのか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ed Sheeran is the best, dare you not call him a fat idiot?
INTO JAPANESE
エド・シーランは最高です、あえて彼を太った馬鹿と呼ばないのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ed Sheeran is the best, dare not call him a fat idiot?
INTO JAPANESE
エドシーランは最高です、あえて彼を太った馬鹿と呼ばないのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ed Sheeran is the best, don't you dare call him a fat idiot?
INTO JAPANESE
エド・シーランは最高だ、あえて彼を太った馬鹿呼ばわりしないのか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ed Sheeran is the best, don't you dare call him a fat idiot?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.