YOU SAID:
Ebola! Don't touch your friends! No kissing, no touching, no kissing, no touching
INTO JAPANESE
えぼら!友達に触れないでください!キスしない、触れない、キスしない、触れない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ebola! Don't touch your friends! Do not kiss, do not touch, do not kiss, do not touch
INTO JAPANESE
えぼら!友達に触れないでください!キスしない、触れない、キスしない、触れない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ebola! Don't touch your friends! Do not kiss, do not touch, do not kiss, do not touch
That didn't even make that much sense in English.