YOU SAID:
eating pineapples on a friday causes the same internal catastrophe as living like a werewolf on it's last day as president
INTO JAPANESE
金曜日にパイナップルを食べると、大統領として最後の日に狼人間のように生きるのと同じ内なる大惨事が起こる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating pineapple on Friday causes the same inner catastrophe as living like a werewolf on your last day as president
INTO JAPANESE
金曜日にパイナップルを食べると、大統領としての最後の日に狼人間のように生きるのと同じ内なる大惨事を引き起こす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating pineapple on Friday causes the same inner catastrophe as living like a werewolf in your final days as president
INTO JAPANESE
金曜日にパイナップルを食べると、大統領としての最後の日々を狼人間のように生きるのと同じ内なる大惨事を引き起こす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating pineapple on Friday causes the same inner catastrophe as living like a werewolf during your final days as president
INTO JAPANESE
金曜日にパイナップルを食べると、大統領としての最後の日々を狼人間のように生きるのと同じ内なる大惨事を引き起こす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating pineapple on Friday causes the same inner catastrophe as living like a werewolf during your final days as president
That didn't even make that much sense in English.