YOU SAID:
eating a big ol mustard dog
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大きなオールマスタード犬を食べる
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Eating a big all-mustard dog
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大きなオールマスタード犬を食べる
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eat big all mustard dog
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大きなすべてのマスタード犬を食べる
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Eat big all mustard dogs
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すべてのマスタードドッグを大きく食べる
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Eat all mustard dogs big
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すべてのマスタード犬を大きく食べる
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Eat all mustard dogs big
That didn't even make that much sense in English.