YOU SAID:
Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
INTO JAPANESE
ライオンに食べられてくだらない紫色のサイオンにひかれた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The lion eats crappy purple scion
INTO JAPANESE
ライオンはくだらない紫の穂木を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lion eats ridiculous purple hogi
INTO JAPANESE
ライオンはとんでもない紫色のホギを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lion eats ridiculous purple hogi
That didn't even make that much sense in English.