YOU SAID:
Eat your cake and have it, too
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのケーキを食べ、それも持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat your cake and I also have it
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのケーキを食べて、私もそれを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate your cake and I also have it
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのケーキを食べて、私もそれを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate your cake and I also have it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.