YOU SAID:
eat toilet paper so it wipes on the way out
INTO JAPANESE
トイレットペーパーを食べて、途中で拭きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat toilet paper and wipe in the middle
INTO JAPANESE
トイレットペーパーを食べて、真ん中で拭いてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat toilet paper and wipe in the middle
That didn't even make that much sense in English.