YOU SAID:

eat the union then the union chop the union cut the union then oh the union fell on the ground AHHH UNNION DOWN AHHH

INTO JAPANESE

組合のチョップ組合カット連合オハイオ州連合はああ UNNION ああダウン地面に落ちたし、連合を食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Union chop cut Union Ohio State Union Oh UNNION Oh down fell to the ground and then eat Union