YOU SAID:
eat the octopus next to the the mountain but don't forget to take the whole wiener with you on the bed
INTO JAPANESE
山の横にあるタコを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will eat octopus next to the mountain
INTO JAPANESE
山の横にあるたこを食べます
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I will eat the kite next to the mountain
INTO JAPANESE
山の横にある凧を食べる
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Eat a kite beside a mountain
INTO JAPANESE
山のそばにカイトを食べる
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Eat kite near the mountain
INTO JAPANESE
山の近くでカイトを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat kite near the mountain
You should move to Japan!