YOU SAID:
Eat sheit an dye! I've gawt bawls of steal! Blow it out yerass!
INTO JAPANESE
染料を食べて！盗みの丼をかじった！イェラスを吹き飛ばせ！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat the dye! I bit the bowl of stealing! Blow away the jeras!
INTO JAPANESE
染料を食べなさい！盗みのボウルを噛んだ！ジェラを吹き飛ばしてください！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat the dye! I chewed a bowl of stealing! Blow away the gela!
INTO JAPANESE
染料を食べなさい！盗みのボウルを噛んだ！ジェラを吹き飛ばしてください！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat the dye! I chewed a bowl of stealing! Blow away the gela!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
