YOU SAID:
Eat sandwiches bc ur a baby
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんの前にサンドイッチを食べてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat the sandwich before the baby
INTO JAPANESE
赤ちゃんより先にサンドイッチを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat the sandwich before the baby
That didn't even make that much sense in English.