YOU SAID:
eat my table, you monkey
INTO JAPANESE
私のテーブルを食べる、あなたは猿
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my table, you are a monkey
INTO JAPANESE
私のテーブルを食べて、あなたは猿です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my table and you are a monkey
INTO JAPANESE
私のテーブルを食べると、あなたは猿です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my table and you are a monkey
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