YOU SAID:
Eat my shorts now please pretty please, please
INTO JAPANESE
私のショーツは今食べるください。 かなりしてください。 してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my shorts now please. Pretty please. Please.
INTO JAPANESE
ください私のショーツを今すぐに食べる。どうぞ。どうぞ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Over.
INTO JAPANESE
どうぞ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Over.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.