YOU SAID:
eat my shorts because i don't have a cow man
INTO JAPANESE
私は牛の男がいないので私のショーツを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat my shorts because there is no cow man
INTO JAPANESE
牛の男がいないので私は私のショーツを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat my shorts because there is no cow man
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