YOU SAID:
eat my **** sarah no one loves you
INTO JAPANESE
私の****サラを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my *** sarah
INTO JAPANESE
私の***サラを食べなさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my *** sara
INTO JAPANESE
私の***サラを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my *** sara
That didn't even make that much sense in English.