YOU SAID:
eat my salty newspaper made of trees
INTO JAPANESE
木の作った私の塩味の新聞を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat salty taste I made of wood of newspapers
INTO JAPANESE
新聞の木材で作った塩味を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Made of wood with salty to eat
INTO JAPANESE
食べると木材の塩気
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat salty wood
INTO JAPANESE
塩味の木を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat the tree of the saltiness
INTO JAPANESE
塩味の木を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat the tree of the saltiness
Come on, you can do better than that.