YOU SAID:
eat my hand off in a hat eating contest
INTO JAPANESE
帽子を食べるコンテストで私の手を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my hand in a hat eating contest
INTO JAPANESE
帽子を食べるコンテストで私の手を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my hand in a hat eating contest
That didn't even make that much sense in English.