YOU SAID:
eat my buttcrack you shaka laka ding dong
INTO JAPANESE
私のお尻を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat my ass
INTO JAPANESE
私はお尻を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat a lot of ass
INTO JAPANESE
私はお尻を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat a lot of ass
That didn't even make that much sense in English.