YOU SAID:
Eat me up, and you'll like the results
INTO JAPANESE
私を食べて、あなたは結果を好きになるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat me and you will love the result
INTO JAPANESE
私を食べて、あなたは結果を気に入るはずです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat me and you will love the result
That didn't even make that much sense in English.