YOU SAID:
eat me out of house and home
INTO JAPANESE
家と家の外で私を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat me at home and out of the house
INTO JAPANESE
家で家の外で食べて
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Eat at home, outside the house
INTO JAPANESE
家の外で家で食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat at home outside the house
INTO JAPANESE
家の外で家で食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat at home outside the house
That didn't even make that much sense in English.