YOU SAID:

eat me out and call me dad

INTO JAPANESE

私を食べて、私を父親と呼ぶ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat me, call me a father

INTO JAPANESE

私を食べる、私を父親と呼ぶ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat me, I call you my father

INTO JAPANESE

私を食べる、私はあなたを私の父親と呼ぶ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat me, I call you my father