YOU SAID:
eat me and then i eat you
INTO JAPANESE
私を食べて、それから私はあなたを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Then I will eat you, eat me
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを食べて、私を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You eat and eat me
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが食べるし、私を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You eat and eat me
Come on, you can do better than that.