YOU SAID:
eat kids I want to be dead free
INTO JAPANESE
子供たちを食べる私は死んで無料になりたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat children I want to be dead free
INTO JAPANESE
私は死んで自由になりたい子供たちを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat children who want to be dead and free
INTO JAPANESE
私は死んで自由になりたい子供たちを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat children who want to be dead and free
That didn't even make that much sense in English.