YOU SAID:
Eat eggs because eggs are eggs and eggs eat eggs and friends end and water.
INTO JAPANESE
卵は卵で、卵は卵を食べ、友達はエンドと水を食べるので、卵を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eggs are eggs, eggs eat eggs, friends eat endo and water, so eat eggs.
INTO JAPANESE
卵は卵、卵は卵を食べる、友達はエンドウと水を食べるので、卵を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eggs eat eggs, eggs eat eggs, friends eat peas and water, so eat eggs.
INTO JAPANESE
卵は卵を食べ、卵は卵を食べ、友達はエンドウ豆と水を食べるので、卵を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eggs eat eggs, eggs eat eggs, friends eat peas and water, so eat eggs.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.