YOU SAID:
EAT! EAT! EAT THIS FOOD I MADE. ISNT IT DELICIOUS? GOOD BECAUSE I poisoned it. You have 3 hours at the most to live.
INTO JAPANESE
食べる!食べる!私が作ったこの食べ物を食べなさい。美味しくないですか?私はそれを毒殺したので良い。生きる時間はせいぜい3時間です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat! eat! Eat this food I made. Isn't it delicious? Good because I poisoned it. The time to live is at most 3 hours.
INTO JAPANESE
食べる!食べる!私が作ったこの食べ物を食べなさい。美味しくないですか?中毒したので良かったです。生きる時間はせいぜい3時間です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat! eat! Eat this food I made. Isn't it delicious? I'm glad I got addicted. The time to live is at most 3 hours.
INTO JAPANESE
食べる!食べる!私が作ったこの食べ物を食べなさい。美味しくないですか?中毒になってよかったです。生きる時間はせいぜい3時間です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat! eat! Eat this food I made. Isn't it delicious? I'm glad I got addicted. The time to live is at most 3 hours.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.