YOU SAID:
Eat children for free
INTO JAPANESE
子供を無料で食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kids Eat Free
INTO JAPANESE
お子様の食事は無料
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kids eat free
INTO JAPANESE
お子様は無料でお食事いただけます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kids eat free
That didn't even make that much sense in English.