YOU SAID:
Eat cake with your crusty toes
INTO JAPANESE
無愛想なつま先でケーキを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat cake with unfriendly toes
INTO JAPANESE
つま先が不親切なケーキを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat cake with unfriendly toes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.