YOU SAID:
Eat bananas don’t eat potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
バナナを食べるのはジャガイモを食べない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating bananas doesn't eat potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
バナナを食べるとジャガイモは食べません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat bananas, you don't eat potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
バナナを食べるならじゃがいもは食べません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat bananas, you don't eat potatoes
That's deep, man.