YOU SAID:
eat a shoe at 3:00am on a bus
INTO JAPANESE
3:00 バスで靴を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
3:00 shoes to eat on the bus
INTO JAPANESE
バスの中で食べるために 3:00 靴
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To eat on the bus 3:00 shoes
INTO JAPANESE
バス 3:00 靴を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bus 3:00 shoes to eat
INTO JAPANESE
バス 3:00 靴を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bus 3:00 shoes to eat
You've done this before, haven't you.