YOU SAID:
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
INTO JAPANESE
まず朝、何も悪いあなたに起こる日の残りライブ ヒキガエルを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
First morning, anything bad that happens to you, the rest live toads to eat.
INTO JAPANESE
何か悪いのあなたに起こる最初の朝残りを食べるヒキガエルをライブします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Something bad happens to you live Toad first morning to rest and eat.
INTO JAPANESE
悪いがあなたに起こる何かは最初の朝に残りを食べるヒキガエルを住んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Something bad happens to you live Toad first morning to rest and eat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.