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dumber than a bag of hammers, ugly as roadkill

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ハンマーの袋よりもduい、ロードキルのようにい

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It's du than a hammer bag, like a road kill

INTO JAPANESE

道路を殺すようなハンマーバッグよりも

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Than a hammer bag that kills the road

INTO JAPANESE

道路を殺すハンマーバッグより

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Than a hammer bag that kills the road