YOU SAID:
Dude your zipper is down and you are not wearing underwear.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのジッパーは下がり、あなたは下着を着ていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your zipper goes down, you are not wearing underwear.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのジッパーが下がり、あなたは下着を着ていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your zipper goes down, you are not wearing underwear.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.