YOU SAID:
dude you are wearing ice!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは氷を着ている男!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You a man wearing ice!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは氷を着た男です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the man wearing ice!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは氷を着ている人です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the one who is wearing ice!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは氷を着ている人です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the one who is wearing ice!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.