YOU SAID:
dude theres someone at your door and this person who is at your door is probably a thing that is a organism that walks like the thing I just told you about the monomyth the monomyth is awaiting us all
INTO JAPANESE
おい、あなたのドアに誰かがいる、そしてあなたのドアにいるこの人はおそらく私がたった今話したような歩き方をする生物だ、モノ神話は私たち全員を待っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, there's someone at your door, and this person at your door is probably the walking creature I just talked about, the monomyth that awaits us all.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、あなたのドアに誰かがいます、そしてあなたのドアにいるこの人はおそらく私が今話した歩く生き物、私たち全員を待っているモノ神話です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, there's someone at your door, and this person at your door is probably the walking creature I just talked about, the monomyth that awaits us all.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.