YOU SAID:
Dude there’s some updog in the corner of the onion
INTO JAPANESE
タマネギの角にアップドッグがいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is an updog on the corner of the onion
INTO JAPANESE
タマネギの角にアップドッグがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is an updog on the corner of the onion
That didn't even make that much sense in English.