YOU SAID:

Dude, that post was hella funny! I am so drunk and can't actually read it though. Can you read it to me? And turn down the music so I can hear you.

INTO JAPANESE

おい、あの投稿はおかしなものだった！酔っぱらっていて実際には読めない。私に読んでもらえますか。音楽を小さくして聞こえるように

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, that post was weird! I'm drunk and I can't actually read. Will you read it to me? Keep the music down so you can hear it.

INTO JAPANESE

おい、あの投稿はおかしかった！酔っぱらって本が読めない。読んでくれませんか。音楽が聞こえるように静かにしてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, that post was weird! I am too drunk to read a book. Will you read it for me? Please be quiet so that the music can be heard.

INTO JAPANESE

おい、あの投稿はおかしかった！私は酔いすぎて本を読めない。私のために読んでくれませんか。音楽が聞こえるように静かにしてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, that post was weird! I am too drunk to read a book. Will you read it for me? Please be quiet so that the music can be heard.