YOU SAID:
Dude stop eating the goldfish
INTO JAPANESE
金魚を食べておい停止
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating goldfish, dude stop
INTO JAPANESE
停止をおい、金魚を食べて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dude stop, eat the goldfish
INTO JAPANESE
停止は、おい、金魚を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dude stop, eat the goldfish
That didn't even make that much sense in English.