YOU SAID:
Dude school is cancelled because a kid brought a gun its the 900000000th time this has happened
INTO JAPANESE
子供が銃を持ってきたので、これが起こったのは900000000回目です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This happened 900,000,000 times since the child brought a gun.
INTO JAPANESE
子供が銃を持ってきて以来、これは9億回起こった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This has happened 900 million times since the child brought the gun.
INTO JAPANESE
子供が銃を持ってきて以来、これは9億回起こっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This has happened 900 million times since the child brought the gun.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.