YOU SAID:

Dude, never ever ever eat a pineapple before something savory. It'll just make your tongue and gums and teeth and just your whole mouth feel weird and uncomfortable. Just really gross.

INTO JAPANESE

おい、決しておいしい何かの前にパイナップルを食べたことがない。それはちょうどあなたの舌と歯茎と歯を作り、ちょうどあなたの口全体が奇妙で不快に感じるでしょう。ただ、本当にグロス。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I've never eaten pineapple before anything delicious. It will just make your tongue and gums and teeth and just make your whole mouth feel strange and uncomfortable. Just really gross.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私はおいしいものの前にパイナップルを食べたことがありません。それはちょうどあなたの舌と歯茎と歯を作り、ちょうどあなたの口全体が奇妙で不快な感じになります。ただ、本当にグロス。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I've never eaten pineapple before a delicious one. It just makes your tongue and gums and teeth and just makes your whole mouth feel weird and uncomfortable. Just really gross.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私はおいしいものの前にパイナップルを食べたことがありません。それはちょうどあなたの舌と歯茎と歯を作り、ちょうどあなたの口全体が奇妙で不快な感じになります。ただ、本当にグロス。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I've never eaten pineapple before a delicious one. It just makes your tongue and gums and teeth and just makes your whole mouth feel weird and uncomfortable. Just really gross.