YOU SAID:
dude, My head fell of a cucumber, the watermelon is angry
INTO JAPANESE
おい、私の頭はきゅうりで落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, my head fell with cucumber
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の頭はきゅうりで落ちました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my head fell on cucumber
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の頭はきゅうりに落ちました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my head fell on cucumber
You've done this before, haven't you.