YOU SAID:
Dude, my friend got hit in the head by penguin wearing a cowboy hat riding a horse!
INTO JAPANESE
おい、私の友達は馬に乗ったカウボーイハットをかぶったペンギンに頭を殴られた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, my friend was hit in the head by a penguin wearing a cowboy hat on a horse!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私の友人は馬にカウボーイハットをかぶったペンギンに頭を殴られました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, my friend was hit in the head by a penguin wearing a cowboy hat on a horse!
Come on, you can do better than that.