YOU SAID:
Dude my favorite cat was under my orange sofa with purple polka dots and he had caught a neon scorpion.
INTO JAPANESE
私の大好きな猫は私のオレンジ色のソファーの下に紫の水玉模様があり、彼はネオンサソリを捕まえた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My favorite cat had a purple polka dot under my orange sofa and he caught a neon scorpion.
INTO JAPANESE
私の大好きな猫は私のオレンジ色のソファーの下に紫色の水玉模様があり、彼はネオンサソリを捕まえた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My favorite cat had a purple polka dot under my orange sofa and he caught a neon scorpion.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.